英語スキットの添削をお願いします。
(to the audience)
John : Hello, my name is John. I’m ten years old. Today is my birthday.
So, I ‘m very happy. Oh, here comes daddy. He is a liar.
He always tells a lie.
Father. : Hi, John. Who are you talking to ?
John : Well, I’m talking to everyone.
Father : Hello, everyone. My name is Michael Jackson. Ha,ha,haha.
John : No, No, No .You are not Michael, liar!
Father : O.K. O.K. Let me introduce my beautiful wife. Beyonce. Honey, come here.
Mother: What? I’m busy baking a cake.
Father.: Sorry. You always look beautiful, sweet heart. Did you lose your weight?
Mother: No, I’m getting fat. How could you say that? Liar!
(John’s friends come to his house.)
Father: Welcome to the party. Come inside.
Linda : Hi, my name is Linda. Nice to meet you.
Father: Nice to meet you, too, Linda.
Reina: Hello, my name is Reina.
Father: Hi,Reina.
Jack: How do you do ? I’m Jack.
Father: How do you do ? Jack.
Eddy: My name is Eddy.
Father: Hi, Eddy. Nice to see you.
Mother: O.K. everybody, let’s start the party.
(Mother brings the birthday cake)
(Everyone starts singing a birthday song.)
Everyone: Happy birthday, John.
John: Thank you very much. (John tries to blow out candles.)
Jack: Wait! what a smell！
Eddy: Stinks!
John: Who cut the cheese?
(Everyone looks around)
Jack: Somebody’s pants on fire, huh?
Reina : I feel like throwing up.
Eddy: I can’t breathe.
Linda: Please open the window, I need fresh air.
（somebody broke wind again.）
John: Daddy, did you blow the trumpet?
Father.: No, that was not me.
John: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Father: Hey, look! Oh, my god! Please call 911. Fire! Fire!
Everyone: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Father : I’m not telling a lie. It’s true. Believe me.
Everyone: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Father.: Common, I’m not going to tell lies anymore. So just trust me.
It’s a real fire!
John: No more lies?
Father.: I swear.
Linda Well, did you blow the trumpet?
Father: No, I didn’t.
Everyone: Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging on a telephone wire.
(Somebody broke wind)
Mother: Oops! …I did it again.
Well…Life is a box of farts, John. You never know what you're gonna smell, huh?
John: Mommy, your pants on fire.
Mrs.: Wow!
お礼
ありがとうございます。合っていて良かったです。 > 複文として小文字前の節につながります。 ごめんなさい、これはどういう意味ですか？ "複文"と"小文字前の節"とは何でしょうか。 becauseは、正式には文頭に持ってきてはいけないということくらいしか分かっていなくて(^_^;)