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1Sentence
While we're browsing in a store supplied with merchandise made by inmates of Marquette Penitentiary in Michigan, we came upon a greeting card designed by one of the prisoners.On the face of the card was part of a message: 'I'd write more often, but...' The inside page, decorated with a sketch of a striped-suited, ball-and-chained prisoner, said: ' ... it takes so long to finish a sentence.
2 Contractions
My wife was in labour with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began
to shout, 'Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!' 'Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?' I asked.
'She's having contractions, silly.'
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