和訳お願いします
ドラマ内の台詞です。
1：「It's kind of weird you having a kid. Still, it's exciting, isn't it?」
2：「What, having some wrinkled little time clock ticking away? Reminding you that you're getting older by the minute. By the second.」
3：「Keep thinking like that, you're gonna end up prematurely gra-ay. Ooh, I think I see one. 」
4：「Why didn't somebody try and stop me?」
5：「Hello! Somebody did. But you wouldn't listen. You had to let Lindsay fill your head with all her bullshit flattery. 'Oh, you're so good-looking.' 'Oh, oh, y-y-you're so smart.' 'Oh-oh, you've got such great genes. And I don't mean your 501s.' And now you're stuck with a kid. For life.」
所々にわからない箇所があり、台詞をまとめました。
赤ちゃんができてしまったことに悩む友人との会話です。
2番と5番（And I don't mean your 501s.）がわからないので、そこだけでも構いません。
よろしくお願いします！
